3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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