Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
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i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
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I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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