Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
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He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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