I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
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hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
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I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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