Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
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There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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