Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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