Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
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