So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
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I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
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I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
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