He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
No subtext here. People are naked.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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