i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
My pussy is not your playground.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
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a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
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And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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