I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
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