I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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