this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Shame - the story of my life.
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