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(909): View more from California

so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes

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(513): View more from Ohio

You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.

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(260): View more from Indiana

i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?

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(612): View more from Minnesota

I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

No subtext here. People are naked.

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(208): View more from Idaho

he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"

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(816): View more from Missouri

My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.

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(916): View more from California

She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.

(510): View more from California

See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed

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(870): View more from Arkansas

Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.

(571): View more from Virginia

Get fucked.

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