4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
i may or may not be watching the land before time
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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