butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
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