All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
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We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
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I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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