at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
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I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
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We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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