she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
so my phone accidentally called my dad from my purse at 2:14am....he has a 5 min voicemail of me discussing how Alicia should bang the guy who eats good pussy... i can never look at my dad in the face again....
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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