The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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