I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
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I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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