He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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