I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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