and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
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