Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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