i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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