You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
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I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
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I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
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