i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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