So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
