The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
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Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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