I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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