I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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