11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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