i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
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The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
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