why didn't you poke me back
Banned from zoo.
Again?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
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Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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