from now on my penis is your penis
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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