Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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