Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
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we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
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Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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