Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Reason #3 women are better than men: texting and peeing simultaneously. Write THAT in the fucking snow.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Someone shattered a urinal.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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