Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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