She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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