Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
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