I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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