You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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