She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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