It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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