and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
So here I am, sexting at work.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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