My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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