So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
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Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
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