Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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