I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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