How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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