Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
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I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
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The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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