Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
