Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
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I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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