I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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