my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
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Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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